Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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