no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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