Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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