So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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