She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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