quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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