He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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