I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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