all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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