everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
it's like iHOP with fire
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He has the fingertips of a God
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