it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My ATM looks so different sober.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you made out with another girl for some wings
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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