we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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