don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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