Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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