Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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