I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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