We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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