I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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