How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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