Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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