People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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