That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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