is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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