Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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