i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can't turn off my feet"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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