Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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