The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
the raccoons are back...
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