Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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