Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Oh Jesus.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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