No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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