Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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