put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
