She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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