Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
