we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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