is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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