hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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