She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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