dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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