But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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