i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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