she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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