I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there was a trapeze. enough said
where does the pee come out of this thing
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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