I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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