I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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