she was so not down for the gang bang
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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