this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she smelled like a LAN party
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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