The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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