Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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