He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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