i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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