I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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