WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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