Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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