Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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