she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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