i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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